Running on Deadlines and Delusion
Price range: $49.99 through $89.99
The deadline is real. The confidence is questionable. An October Monthly Edition graphic for anyone keeping the project alive with caffeine, optimism and one more tab.
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About the Design
Running on Deadlines and Delusion is the October Monthly Edition design for anyone powering through the workday on hope, caffeine and a calendar that stopped making sense around Tuesday.
The front stays clean. The back carries the whole story: “Running on Deadlines & Delusion” in bold lettering above a skeleton at a laptop, surrounded by coffee cups, a desk plant, scattered papers and a stack of books. The footnote reads “It works… mostly.”
Choose a graphic T-shirt, crewneck or hoodie in Black, Anthracite, French Navy, Natural Raw or White, with men’s, women’s and relaxed unisex fits available.
Wear it to the office, the late night study session or the meeting where you plan to say “quick update.” It is workplace humor with a little Halloween bite.
The deadline is real. The confidence is questionable.
There is a particular kind of confidence that arrives five minutes before a deadline. The calendar says you are out of time. Your brain says one more coffee should do it.
Running on Deadlines and Delusion turns that familiar workday chaos into a little October dark humor. A skeleton sits at a cluttered desk, laptop open, coffee cups lined up and a tower of books still waiting for attention. Underneath sits the most honest status update of all: “It works… mostly.”
It is for the late night finishers, the ambitious planners and the friend who says “almost done” with three unfinished tabs open. Wear the joke on a graphic tee, crewneck or hoodie, then take the break your calendar forgot to schedule.
Part of the October Monthly Edition from MessyHustlers.
Choose a garment and fit above to see its exact specification.
- Garment
- Crewneck
- Material
- 80% organic cotton / 20% recycled polyester; 100% organic-cotton face
- Fabric weight
- 350 GSM
- Fit
- Men’s
- Care
- Machine wash cold with similar colors. Wash inside out when possible. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat; do not iron directly over the print. Do not dry clean.
Materials & certifications
Made on a blank with organic cotton and recycled polyester, with a 100% organic-cotton face. Certifications and standards shown here apply to the undecorated blank garment/fabric; MessyHustlers does not represent the finished printed garment as separately certified.
GOTS and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 — applies to the supplier blank garment/fabric.
- Garment
- Crewneck
- Material
- 80% organic cotton / 20% recycled polyester; 100% organic-cotton face
- Fabric weight
- 300 GSM
- Fit
- Women’s
- Care
- Machine wash cold with similar colors. Wash inside out when possible. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat; do not iron directly over the print. Do not dry clean.
Materials & certifications
Made on a blank with organic cotton and recycled polyester, with a 100% organic-cotton face. Certifications and standards shown here apply to the undecorated blank garment/fabric; MessyHustlers does not represent the finished printed garment as separately certified.
GOTS and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 — applies to the supplier blank garment/fabric.
- Garment
- Crewneck
- Material
- 80% organic cotton / 20% recycled polyester; 100% organic-cotton face
- Fabric weight
- 280 GSM
- Fit
- Unisex
- Care
- Machine wash cold with similar colors. Wash inside out when possible. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat; do not iron directly over the print. Do not dry clean.
Materials & certifications
Made on a blank with organic cotton and recycled polyester, with a 100% organic-cotton face. Certifications and standards shown here apply to the undecorated blank garment/fabric; MessyHustlers does not represent the finished printed garment as separately certified.
GOTS and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 — applies to the supplier blank garment/fabric.
- Garment
- Hoodie
- Material
- 80% organic cotton / 20% recycled polyester; 100% organic-cotton face
- Fabric weight
- 350 GSM
- Fit
- Men’s
- Care
- Machine wash cold with similar colors. Wash inside out when possible. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat; do not iron directly over the print. Do not dry clean.
Materials & certifications
Made on a blank with organic cotton and recycled polyester, with a 100% organic-cotton face. Certifications and standards shown here apply to the undecorated blank garment/fabric; MessyHustlers does not represent the finished printed garment as separately certified.
GOTS and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 — applies to the supplier blank garment/fabric.
- Garment
- Hoodie
- Material
- 80% organic cotton / 20% recycled polyester; 100% organic-cotton face
- Fabric weight
- 300 GSM
- Fit
- Women’s
- Care
- Machine wash cold with similar colors. Wash inside out when possible. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat; do not iron directly over the print. Do not dry clean.
Materials & certifications
Made on a blank with organic cotton and recycled polyester, with a 100% organic-cotton face. Certifications and standards shown here apply to the undecorated blank garment/fabric; MessyHustlers does not represent the finished printed garment as separately certified.
GOTS and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 — applies to the supplier blank garment/fabric.
- Garment
- Hoodie
- Material
- 80% organic cotton / 20% recycled polyester; 100% organic-cotton face
- Fabric weight
- 280 GSM
- Fit
- Unisex
- Care
- Machine wash cold with similar colors. Wash inside out when possible. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat; do not iron directly over the print. Do not dry clean.
Materials & certifications
Made on a blank with organic cotton and recycled polyester, with a 100% organic-cotton face. Certifications and standards shown here apply to the undecorated blank garment/fabric; MessyHustlers does not represent the finished printed garment as separately certified.
GOTS and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 — applies to the supplier blank garment/fabric.
- Garment
- T-Shirt
- Material
- 100% organic cotton
- Fabric weight
- 180 GSM
- Fit
- Men’s
- Care
- Machine wash cold with similar colors. Wash inside out when possible. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat; do not iron directly over the print. Do not dry clean.
Materials & certifications
Made on a 100% organic-cotton blank. Certifications and standards shown here apply to the undecorated blank garment/fabric; MessyHustlers does not represent the finished printed garment as separately certified.
GOTS and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 — applies to the supplier blank garment/fabric.
- Garment
- T-Shirt
- Material
- 100% organic cotton
- Fabric weight
- 180 GSM
- Fit
- Women’s
- Care
- Machine wash cold with similar colors. Wash inside out when possible. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat; do not iron directly over the print. Do not dry clean.
Materials & certifications
Made on a 100% organic-cotton blank. Certifications and standards shown here apply to the undecorated blank garment/fabric; MessyHustlers does not represent the finished printed garment as separately certified.
GOTS and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 — applies to the supplier blank garment/fabric.
- Garment
- T-Shirt
- Material
- 100% organic cotton
- Fabric weight
- 215 GSM
- Fit
- Unisex
- Care
- Machine wash cold with similar colors. Wash inside out when possible. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat; do not iron directly over the print. Do not dry clean.
Materials & certifications
Made on a 100% organic-cotton blank. Certifications and standards shown here apply to the undecorated blank garment/fabric; MessyHustlers does not represent the finished printed garment as separately certified.
GOTS and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 — applies to the supplier blank garment/fabric.
Compare size & fit
Browsing this guide does not change your selection above until you choose Use this garment & fit.
T-SHIRT · MEN’S
100% organic cotton · 180 GSM
| Size | A · Chest width | B · Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XXS | 18.00″ | 26.75″ |
| XS | 18.75″ | 27.50″ |
| S | 19.50″ | 28.25″ |
| M | 21.00″ | 29.25″ |
| L | 22.75″ | 30.00″ |
| XL | 24.50″ | 31.00″ |
| 2XL | 26.50″ | 32.00″ |
| 3XL | 28.50″ | 33.00″ |
| 4XL | 30.50″ | 33.75″ |
| 5XL | 32.50″ | 34.75″ |
- A
- Chest widthLay the garment flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.
- B
- Body lengthMeasure from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem.
How to compare — lay a garment you already like flat and match its measurements against the table above.
T-SHIRT · WOMEN’S
100% organic cotton · 180 GSM
| Size | A · Chest width | B · Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 17.75″ | 22.75″ |
| S | 19.00″ | 23.50″ |
| M | 20.00″ | 24.25″ |
| L | 21.75″ | 25.00″ |
| XL | 23.50″ | 25.75″ |
| 2XL | 25.50″ | 26.50″ |
- A
- Chest widthLay the garment flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.
- B
- Body lengthMeasure from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem.
How to compare — lay a garment you already like flat and match its measurements against the table above.
T-SHIRT · UNISEX
100% organic cotton · 215 GSM
| Size | A · Chest width | B · Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XXS | 18.75″ | 27.25″ |
| XS | 19.50″ | 28.00″ |
| S | 20.25″ | 28.75″ |
| M | 21.75″ | 29.50″ |
| L | 23.50″ | 30.25″ |
| XL | 25.50″ | 31.50″ |
| 2XL | 27.25″ | 32.50″ |
| 3XL | 29.25″ | 33.50″ |
- A
- Chest widthLay the garment flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.
- B
- Body lengthMeasure from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem.
How to compare — lay a garment you already like flat and match its measurements against the table above.
CREWNECK · MEN’S
80% organic cotton / 20% recycled polyester; 100% organic-cotton face · 350 GSM
| Size | A · Chest width | B · Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XXS | 20.00″ | 26.50″ |
| XS | 20.75″ | 27.25″ |
| S | 21.75″ | 28.00″ |
| M | 23.25″ | 28.75″ |
| L | 24.75″ | 29.50″ |
| XL | 26.75″ | 30.75″ |
| 2XL | 28.75″ | 31.75″ |
| 3XL | 30.75″ | 32.75″ |
| 4XL | 32.75″ | 33.50″ |
| 5XL | 34.75″ | 34.25″ |
- A
- Chest widthLay the garment flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.
- B
- Body lengthMeasure from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem.
How to compare — lay a garment you already like flat and match its measurements against the table above.
CREWNECK · WOMEN’S
80% organic cotton / 20% recycled polyester; 100% organic-cotton face · 300 GSM
| Size | A · Chest width | B · Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 22.50″ | 21.75″ |
| S | 23.50″ | 22.50″ |
| M | 24.75″ | 23.25″ |
| L | 26.50″ | 24.00″ |
| XL | 28.25″ | 24.75″ |
| 2XL | 30.25″ | 25.50″ |
- A
- Chest widthLay the garment flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.
- B
- Body lengthMeasure from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem.
How to compare — lay a garment you already like flat and match its measurements against the table above.
CREWNECK · UNISEX
80% organic cotton / 20% recycled polyester; 100% organic-cotton face · 280 GSM
| Size | A · Chest width | B · Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XXS | 18.00″ | 25.50″ |
| XS | 19.00″ | 26.50″ |
| S | 19.75″ | 27.25″ |
| M | 21.25″ | 28.00″ |
| L | 22.75″ | 28.75″ |
| XL | 24.75″ | 30.00″ |
| 2XL | 26.75″ | 31.00″ |
| 3XL | 28.75″ | 32.00″ |
| 4XL | 30.75″ | 32.75″ |
| 5XL | 32.75″ | 33.50″ |
- A
- Chest widthLay the garment flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.
- B
- Body lengthMeasure from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem.
How to compare — lay a garment you already like flat and match its measurements against the table above.
HOODIE · MEN’S
80% organic cotton / 20% recycled polyester; 100% organic-cotton face · 350 GSM
| Size | A · Chest width | B · Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XXS | 20.00″ | 26.50″ |
| XS | 20.75″ | 27.25″ |
| S | 21.75″ | 28.00″ |
| M | 23.25″ | 28.75″ |
| L | 24.75″ | 29.50″ |
| XL | 26.75″ | 30.75″ |
| 2XL | 28.75″ | 31.75″ |
| 3XL | 30.75″ | 32.75″ |
| 4XL | 32.75″ | 33.50″ |
| 5XL | 34.75″ | 34.25″ |
- A
- Chest widthLay the garment flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.
- B
- Body lengthMeasure from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem.
How to compare — lay a garment you already like flat and match its measurements against the table above.
HOODIE · WOMEN’S
80% organic cotton / 20% recycled polyester; 100% organic-cotton face · 300 GSM
| Size | A · Chest width | B · Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 22.50″ | 21.75″ |
| S | 23.50″ | 22.50″ |
| M | 24.75″ | 23.25″ |
| L | 26.50″ | 24.00″ |
| XL | 28.25″ | 24.75″ |
| 2XL | 30.25″ | 25.50″ |
- A
- Chest widthLay the garment flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.
- B
- Body lengthMeasure from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem.
How to compare — lay a garment you already like flat and match its measurements against the table above.
HOODIE · UNISEX
80% organic cotton / 20% recycled polyester; 100% organic-cotton face · 280 GSM
| Size | A · Chest width | B · Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XXS | 18.00″ | 25.25″ |
| XS | 19.00″ | 26.00″ |
| S | 19.75″ | 26.75″ |
| M | 21.25″ | 27.50″ |
| L | 22.75″ | 28.25″ |
| XL | 24.75″ | 29.50″ |
| 2XL | 26.75″ | 30.50″ |
| 3XL | 28.75″ | 31.50″ |
| 4XL | 30.75″ | 32.25″ |
| 5XL | 32.75″ | 33.00″ |
- A
- Chest widthLay the garment flat and measure straight across from armpit to armpit.
- B
- Body lengthMeasure from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem.
How to compare — lay a garment you already like flat and match its measurements against the table above.
Measurements are taken flat, in inches, and describe the garment rather than the body.
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